Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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