After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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