i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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