what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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