when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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