my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
