Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
