You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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