let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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