is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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