Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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