when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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