I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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