your room smells of hookers.
And success
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Randomize
