The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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