She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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