she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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