Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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