We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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