so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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