Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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