She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
apparently the secret to your success is patron
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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