I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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