Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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