Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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