never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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