So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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