I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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