It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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