Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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