i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
