Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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