so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She bit a glass in half.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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