im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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