Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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