1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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