So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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