thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
he just fucked me for my cheese.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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