i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
