Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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