dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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