hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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