The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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