By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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