That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
found the other keg... it's in the tree
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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