I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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