gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I love having hate sex.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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