I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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