what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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