I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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