thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Just high enough for therapy.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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