he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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