i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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