He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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