i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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