I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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